Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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