I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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