Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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