The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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