Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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