He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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