There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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