You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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