it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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