I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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