why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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