Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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