I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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