i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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