well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Alive.
So much puke
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
BRING THE BAGELS
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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