I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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