worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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