fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I look better un-naked...
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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