And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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