so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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