i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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