Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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