Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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