There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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