Did you just see the Batmobile???
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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