I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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