Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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