If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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