It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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