listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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