We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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