Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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