Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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