were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.