Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos