hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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