North Korea, Best Korea!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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