Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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