How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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