My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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