OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize
