We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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