This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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