Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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