I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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