His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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