My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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