Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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