We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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