I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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