My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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