let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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