my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Randomize
