It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
zippers are such a cool invention
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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