i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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