Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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