i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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